Then earlier today, I told you about the SECOND FANGIRL FOLLOW ALONG SPECIAL! (all caps and exclamation points) And now, we’re viewing V’s Singularity and I’m already swooning…
(I am so weak for V it’s… not even funny)
I haven’t let myself watch it yet, so I’m on the verge of vibrating out of my skin already. Logo’s out something something.
Is he dancing with a dress form?
He is. While singing in that sweet smokey voice of his that just does things to me.
Please know: It’s been so long since I’ve broken down a video that I am fully overwhelmed by V and his voice right now. I’m actually crying a bit. Raven haired V with the simple earing and corduroy jacket is just too much for my senses.
Jesus fucking christ this is beautiful.
I just noticed the hand. Is it his own hand? Is this a Victor/Victoria situation?
God, it is. And it’s so fucking pretty.
(also, the song so far has a real RNB feel and I am here for it.)
I’m a bit concerned that this video is just going to be three minutes of me ogling V feeling himself up.
Which, I mean, I’m here for…
Which, I mean, I’m here for, but doesn’t necessarily make for the best break down. You know?
Oh, okay. We’re moving on. I’m sad, but crisis averted. I guess…
And I spoke too soon. While he might no longer be dancing with himself, he’s still dancing. All in red. And I just… I just need to cool down a bit.
Oh, thank god. They provided ice breaks.
Ugh. UGH. Why didn’t I get tickets to see them live? Sure, I didn’t have internet. Sure, it’s five hours away. But I could’ve seen them live.
I COULD’VE SEEN THIS SONG PERFORMED LIVE.
It’s so smooth, the choreography.
It’s. So. Smooth.
(which the screengrab does not reflect, but…)
And his outfit? It uh… It really works on him.
And now, the creepy masks from Super Mario.
Questionable green screening here, but it shows how much this outfit works for him, so…
I’m going to have nightmares…
(that tank, tho…)
This line is going to stick with me for a long time…
And now purple. I feel like I’m being personally attacked by this video. I just need a break from the overload of Alien Angel Smoosh Baby sexy realness
Not… not what I meant.
At least they’re getting more use out of the light bed from J-Hope’s Daydream…
Okay. Fuck you.
See, here’s the thing. I’m enthralled by well sculpted physical features. Either with perfect proportions or unique attributes or just anything with artistic angles. I am a connoisseur of body parts.
So when you throw in a shot of gorgeous feet sporting a signet ring (and making it work) I have to explain that no, I don’t have a foot fetish. And no, I’m not kink-shaming anyone who does. Because there’s nothing wrong with a foot fetish. My fetish is just for human body parts and oh fuck I’m making it worse, aren’t I…?
(Sometimes being autistic makes it real fucking hard to express myself.)
But V. Flowers. Pretty. So… ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Masks are going to break through ice to get me in my dreams, FYI.
See what I mean about the green screen? I mean, it was okay here because the hand shooting up worked with the song, but…
Oh, fuck my life. That outfit. What green screen issue?
Flowers on fire. And I never thought artistic shots would be my salvation, but here we are…
Because the flip side is gold shirts and leather pants and just… what even?
Wait… Is this that fucking room from HYYH?
…not exactly. But the visual reminder is there and now the masks don’t seem so scary any–
I take it back.
Holy shit he’s pretty.
Full disclosure, the mask thing is actually pretty awesome. Vaguely horrifying if you spend too long staring at the place where their eyes should be, but awesome all the same.
THEY STOLE HIS FLOWER!
Which I am focusing on because…
Okay, now this is eerily reminiscent of how I got trapped by BTS in the first place.
Artistic shot of V with contacts so light it appears he doesn’t have an iris and also a long earring. V is my weakness. He could put on a mask and…
No, V. Don’t you do it.
Yes, good. Go with the creepy gothic angel of death look.
A little more dancing to drive home what I’ll be missing cut with
Gothic alien angel smoosh baby.
Remember the wings he had in Blood, Sweat, and Tears? They’d look amazing here.
One last artistic shot before…
And with this Vega imagery, it goes dark.
LOVE YOURSELF: Tear Singularity Comeback Trailer by V
Released: May 6, 2018
Album: LOVE YOURSELF: Tear
Notes: one more day!!
Watched Status: Previously unwatched
Bias: Masked V
Reason: Because I just came up with this elaborate headcanon and stop judging me…
Favorite video to date: Dope
Join me in a few minutes for the first FAKE LOVE teaser.