Now, we’re teasing FAKE LOVE.
I already have concerns. (But those are drowned out by the giddy nervous feeling logged in my throat that’s making it hard to breathe.)
I want this for my bathroom floor.
(I may have mentioned we just moved, it’s not THAT out of left field…)
You’re not yourself when you’re hungry.
Oh please no. I can’t do another cycle of sad MVs. Especially not sad Jin.
Or sad Jimin. Who is pretty as fuck even when sad. And someone threatened his life. Can you believe that? What kind of monster threatens this sweet little mochi?
Based on this still alone I propose reboot of Lost Boys with BTS as the vampires and them not being evil fuckholes. Greenlight this and throw money at it.
(my anxiety increases)
Oh fuck my life, why is it always masks?
Okay, I see. The guys enter. They trade something to the masked figure. Then they leave. And finally…
…they throw Kookie in.
And he looks…
He looks hotter than ever before. Somehow.
Places a box on the counter.
(giving us some amazing lighting effects.)
Pulls out a key (that is blurred here, because his face.)
I’m going to the special hell.
Alice in Wonderland imagery.
36% of all BTS MVs take imagery straight out of my nightmares. And I would pay good money for those horror films.
Ninety minutes before I have to leave for work… I think I can get a breakdown done in that time…
(That’s a lie.)
(But I’m gonna fucking try.)
Fake Love Official Teaser One by BTS
Released: May 14, 2018
Album: LOVE YOURSELF: Tear
Notes: one more day!!
Watched Status: Previously unwatched
Favorite video to date: Dope (holding strong)
Join me in just a few minutes when we finish it up with the final teaser.