Previously on Fangirl Follow Along we revisited the HYYH trilogy (sort of) in the Euphoria trailer. That shit was DOPE. (See what I did there?)
Then earlier today, I told you about the SECOND FANGIRL FOLLOW ALONG SPECIAL! (all caps and exclamation points), we broke down Singularity, and we had our first FAKE LOVE teaser.
Now, the conclusion…
Twenty-eight seconds of teaser and seven are taken up by the fucking logo. I have never been upset to see the BigHit logo, but here we are.
Oh.
My.
God.
Is it tomorrow yet?
Because thirty seconds (not even) isn’t going to be
*swallows tongue*
*misses the still of V*
*chokes on spit*
*chokes on air*
*falls out of chair*
*expires*
Okay. Okay. You made your point. Thirty seconds is enough.
Thirty seconds will never be enough.
I CAUGHT V!
Oh no…
*spit take*
*flushes with embarrassment*
*blood pressure crashes*
*falls out of chair*
*expires*
And then three seconds of outro.
So seven seconds at the beginning, three at the end, meaning we had eighteen seconds of footage and I managed to die twice.
Friday morning, someone better have paramedics on alert. (Luckily I live like two minutes from the fire station.)
Fake Love Official Teaser Two by BTS
Released: May 16, 2018
Album: LOVE YOURSELF: Tear
Length: 0:28
Notes: one more day!!
Watched Status: Previously unwatched
Bias: Jimin
Reason: Shoulder.
Favorite video to date: Dope (still)
Join me tomorrow where I (hopefully) break down Fake Love without dying in some embarrassing way.
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