Previously on Fangirl Follow Along we broke down Boy With Luv by BTS and featuring Halsey.

Reflect on that video for a second.

Okay… I’m good now. Today, we’re checking in with EXO. That’s right. It’s the love shot.

(Na nanana nananana)

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I’m not drinking tonight. I’m too tired to get tipsy.

Pause.

I’m gonna drink because I was not ready for this.

There we go.

I feel like the maknae’s have been weaponized against me.

AND WHO LET BAEK ON THE FUCKING ROOF?

I feel like we all need an adult. I’d offer, but I’ve been drinking.

My winky face. No idea why my mouth is open…

…But if we did a who wears it better, I think it’s fair to say that Baek wins.

Honest break down of what just happened: “I’m not familiar enough with EXO to recognize this member by his ey– Oh. It’s Xiumin.”

So I’m officially EXO trash.

Blame Sasha Devlin.

I have a lot of “what the fuck” moments while watching music videos. The guns full of what is supposed to be whiskey is right up near the top of that list.

I spent ten minutes trying to get a good shot of this without one of the other member’s making a weird face. Gave up and got this.

THESE BOYS TORMENT ME SO.

(Also… Sehun never had a weird face. He only has resting bitch face.)

And okay, here you can see Baek is wearing a leather jacket with a scarf pinned to a sleeve. That he’s also sporting red leather pants with all the fucking buckles.

BUT WHO CARES BECAUSE LOOK AT HOW AWKWARD CHANYEOL LOOKS WITH LIMBS TOO LONG FOR HIS BODY.

He is the puppy that hasn’t grown into his ears and paws and I am here for it.

I love everything about this shot. The colors, the lighting. The EXO.

Chen. Is. Flawless.

But I feel bad for clearly startling D.O

Oh, Chen. Stop.

The flower in the booze is amazing.

Chen.

*sings* This is Sasha’s fault.

And who’s hand is that?

I just cannot even with him right now.

So thankfully we’re back to Kai. My original EXO bias and whose aesthetic I do not love in this comeback.

I take it all back.

What is it with Kpop stars and guns?

And why am I into it?

I am super soft for Xiumin. Especially when he looks like he’s hanging out in Wonderland waiting for Alice.

OH MY GOD

*ducks*

*whispers* he looked at me…

(I actually gasped irl)

If Chanyeol wasn’t my bias…

These guns baffle me.

Oh, I need a drink.

He’s taking a shot. Get it?

OH SHIT. OH SHIT NO.

He cannot. I cannot.

I forgot the body rolls.

And did he just wink?

The. How? Why?

Oh, no. No. I do not trust this at all.

Like, not even a little bit.

Oh, it’s more of the vocal line. Okay.

More Chen.

Rap line with some epic lighting.

Xiumin throwing money into the fire. Cool, cool, cool.

And now Kais is with D.O

So maybe I was worried for nothing.

Wait. Look at Yeolie.

Just really great lighting all through this video. And it doesn’t feel linear, but who cares.

Epic lighting.

Suho, not looking like a mom.

Don’t at me. You know he does at least fifty percent of the time.

Being new to the fandom I feel like I missed the cube explanation. I’ll have to ask someone later.

D.O, on the other hand…

(He’s my vocal line bias.)

*wistful sigh*

It was at this point I realized I’d fucked up the images in the post. So night y’all. I’ll be back tomorrow.

YEOLIE. YOUR SHIRT.

See?! I knew you couldn’t trust them.

HOW DO YOU MAKE TINSEL EXTENSIONS WORK?

Wait.

WAIT.

What is this outfit?

Is it the porn version of a military uniform? A postal porn uniform?

I do not know. But it doesn’t fit and I do not approve.

OH GOD, GO BACK TO THE SACK.

I cannot with Chanyeol in all leather, no shirt, and pointy boots.

How. Dare. He.

Sehun is in a purple sweater and I haven’t even noticed because of all this.

It looks so soft.

This makes me anxious.

…get your hand off your dick…

Fine. Put it back. Just stop making me worry one of you is going to get shot for real for fake.

Wait…

That fucking outfit.

Now I am even more concerned.

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?

Wait. Where is Lay?

(Absent. He had other responsibilities. Like breaking my heart.)

It’s fine *sniffle.* Sehun has a cuddly sweater.

…Se-who?

Oh god. Pretty flowers in a pretty car.

…oh-kay.

OH, TINSEL YEOLIE BROUGHT ME FLOWERS.

(Give me this. I still have to fix the rest of the post. All the images need to be resized.)

I want both of these lights.

And a Suho.

Mom mode or not.

Jesus fuck.

It’s the L of hearts.

This better be over soon because I don’t have many coherent thoughts left. Pretty soon it’ll just be squealing while I giggle and go “BOYS PRETTY.”

Must. Hold. On.

Just. A little. Longer.

Oh my god. We made it.

Except…

Whose hand was this?

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Love Shot by EXO
Released: December 13, 2018
Album: Love Shot
Length: 3:29
Notes: LAY IS MISSING. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Watched Status: Watched. But only once.
Bias: Chanyeol.
Reason: He’s a fucking puppy.
Favorite EXO video to date: Monster. But that I’ve reviewed? This one.

Join me next week when we break down SSFW by Chanyeol. *SOBS FOREVER* We get a Chanyeol solo single.

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