Born on April 1st, 1983, Ginny “Xylda” Lurcock can count on one hand the number of funny pranks that have been played on her on her birthday. It’s one. Well, it’s actually zero, she just wants an excuse to flip you off for thinking pranks are funny.

Can I stop putting this in the third person? It’s a really strange way to write…

While there’s a laundry list of labels that can describe me (which I will include below) right now I just want to be known as that funny person you follow because she’s kind of charming, kind of funny, and is soon to be kind of a big deal.

You can find me being outraged on Twitter, playing video games on Twitch, making masterful playlists on Spotify, writing words on Patreon, breaking down kpop music videos here, or just hanging out on my discord. Occasionally there’s some nonsense on TikTok, Youtube, or over on Instagram.

My fun labels:

• Anxious
• Awkward
• Depressed
• Autistic
• Chronically Ill
• Fat
• Ciswoman
• Pansexual
• Monogamous
• Wife
• Mother
• Dog-owner
• Cat-owner
• Anti-capitalist
• Full-time Employee
• Subject Matter Expert in an esoteric system no one uses.
• Fangirl
• Gamer
• Author
• Friend
• Kind of a big deal